search: go to church ignore
I think I’m going to start doing something. If someone finds my blog through an awesome search string, then I will write a post about whatever that search string says. How I qualify something as awesome: if I consider it awesome, then it is awesome. I think I will write these as response letters, like Dear Abby or something. We’ll see.
Dear Dan,
Go to church ignore
- I.M. Borde (awesome, I know!)
Dear I.M. Borde,
First of all, nice name; an awesome guy must have thought that up! Secondly, please structure your questions to me in, I don’t know, whole sentences, or at least coherent strings of words. Third, lets talk about the question I am assuming you are asking: what can I ignore when I go to church.
Here’s a list of what I think is ok to ignore at church:
- Sermons
- Music
- Tithes/Offering
- People’s clothes/hair/jewelery
- The pastor’s coffee breath
- The beautiful decorations and flowers
- The Christian and American Flags
And probably what you shouldn’t ignore:
- The other people
Now here is what people usually don’t ignore:
- Sermons
- Music
- Tithes/Offering
- People’s clothes/hair/jewelery
- The pastor’s coffee breath
- The beautiful decorations and flowers
- The Christian and American Flags
And what they normally do ignore:
- The other people
Hope this helps!
Please keep coming to my blog through crazy search terms and I will keep pointing them out when they are awesome.
This is excellent… seriously. And, exactly what I was searching for when I entered “Go to church ignore” in Google.
-Alan
So you are I.M. Borde? Nice name!
Just imagine how things would be if folks followed your advice.
I have imagined it, while I sleep, in my nightmares.
Again, you guys keep me laughing!
Whoa, dude, Google rocks! I got here by typing in, “Dolphins suck but still beat Raiders.”
How about “Patriots should have beaten the Cardinals”
Very true, Dan. Thanks for posting!
but when i pay attention to all of those scumbags searching for some feel good remedy it makes me sick. cant i just pay attention to the back of the pews and i can feel better about my life without getting my hands dirty and actually loving anyone? same reason i always vote for someone that isnt on the ballot. then if something doesnt make me happy about the chosen candidates term i can always say i didnt vote for them.